This is a time for people to ask for presents. I don’t believe in Santa Claus but to be safe I will write him the following letter:
"Dear Santa Claus,
I don’t know if I was good this year so I don’t ask you much. Well I won’t ask you big presents like a winner lottery ticket, a house, a car, an Ipod or the new Playstation3. No, this year I just want to hear some words from some particular persons. This are the phrases that I want to hear:
From George W. Bush: “I quit!!!”
From Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: “I have just cancelled all the nuclear projects to create a nuclear bomb”
From suicide bombers: “Not today, not tomorrow, and not ever!”
From Ben Laden: “What I did was wrong”
From all countries in the world: “We won’t break the obligations of the charter of the UN”
From the G7 Leaders: “We forgive the undeveloped countries debt”
Well, Santa Claus, for now it is what I remember (if I know anymore I will write you again).
I don’t think it is much. Do you?
[Final Note: I will take this opportunity to wish you all a Merry Christmas! I hope that everything you wish will come true!]